QUESTION: Who just nuked a Rice Krispie Treat for waaay too long?
Answer: Snarkypant's borderline retarded self.
Yeah... the marshmallows basically disintegrated and then caramelized. It was super crunchy.
Yes I ate it hahahaha.
I invented a recipe for fruit salad. It is very easy, healthy. and delicious.
Rainbow Fruit Salad
Add as much of these items as you need for the portion (you can pretty much eat however much you want... as long as you brush your teeth!) you want. They MUST end up being a Roy G. Biv (with purple being representative of both end colours, haha) representation of fruitosity.
Strawberries and/or raspberries
(Red apples are possible but untested)
Clementines and/ or oranges
Green grapes and/or kiwi
Purple grapes and/or blackberries
Chop/slice/ peel that deliciousness up and throw it in a bowl
Fruit is always healthy.
Add however much Cool Whip (I prefer extra creamy)
It's only 25 calories a tablespoon.
Mix fruit and Cool Whip while periodically adding as much sugar as you want.
Sugar has like no calories. Just make sure to brush like I said before.
Eat with a spoon
I'm basically retarded.
BUT I WILL ARGUE TO THE DEATH WITH SOMEONE that this could be considered healthy.
Now I'm going to go back to eating mine.
And watching videos on adultswim.com.
I eat that shit up.