I always love seeing that one of my exes has broken up with their girlfriend.
Facebook provides me with a little ray of vindictive sunshine.
(It was Metal Kevin, eff why eye. And his stupid-looking blondey-blonde 'I love you always' girl. I can't decide if I want to hang out with him again or not. But I still LOVE that HE contacted ME and asked to get together WHILE HE WAS DATING AFOREMENTIONED CHICK. I am le pimp fo sho.)