From: Zac Dorken [Email redacted]
Sent: Tue 5/06/08 11:04 AM
[Picture redacted cuz I'm not THAT big of an asshole]
How's it goin babe? My name is Zac and this is my application to be your fwend! I am 21 years old, originally from Minneapolis, I work full-time, play part-time. Guitar, bass monopoly, pretend, you name it, I play it. I have one tattoo, one piercing, and one shaved head. I listen a ton o tunes, punk rock, funk, all sorts o stuff. I dunno, What else would you like to know?? I'd love to hear from ya!!"
I did not even reply to this. I couldn't get over it. Sooo funny. Sad sad cuz he's either trying to be ironic or he just doesn't get it.
Wow. You know, re-reading that makes him not sound so bad. I think I'm gonna write him back hahahahaha. Even though I don't think he's cute. Bald=guhhhh.
But I fucking HATE being called 'babe.'
I hate 'hun' even more.
Note: The entire original reason for this post is because I wanted to do the whole dork/Dorken thing.
I am so fucking stupid.