And Friend 1's nephew has a crush on me. And, okay, he's like 17 and that would make me a pedophile, but he's cute and funny and a cool dudeizzle. And Friend 1 has explicitly banned each of us from hooking up with the other. Hahahaha. Saaad.
But funny, considering that on Saturday night he made out with Len and on Sunday morning he asked Friend 1 for MY number.
Score one for Snarkypants!