Oh Well, I Don't Mind Talking To Myself

I am playing hooky from work. I just felt like it. Yesterday was notttt a day off, and tomorrow won't be either.

No no no, this will not become a regular occurrence.

I SWEAR!

Drunky

So I'm definitely still drunk from last night and I just went to Foodsville (the food court type thing across from the cafeteria. Not actually called Foodsville.) to get a smoothie and a tuna sandwich (I'm fucking obsessed with sandwiches. And tuna is bomb.) and I talked to the lunch lady about the weather (we both desperately want it to get warmer) and she basically emptied the blender into my cup. Usually the workers just fill the cup, but lady liked me so I know have a heaping mound of strawberry deliciousness at my disposal.

I love being a people person.